Grand Slam Sunday? Dude, Denny’s wants its wonderous weekend special back. And here’s this week’s poll:

1. Manchester United (Red encounter no help to SAF diction)

2. Arsenal (Boro bumbler a perfectly hatched smokescreen?)

3. Chelsea (Another chance for Lampard to re-take this side)

4. Portsmouth (Hour-glass emptying toward Africa Nations)

5. Liverpool (Only a cutesy Hyypia start away from disaster)

6. Everton (Remember James Beattie? Neither do they)

7. Aston Villa (3 of 4 in starting back line pondering moves)

8. Manchester City (A sleeping transfer-window giant)

9. West Ham (Winning and Bellamy, Zamora not in picture)

10. Blackburn (Have the steele, lack the sensation)

MAYBE NEXT WEEK

*Newcastle (Still a long way to go before declaring reverse)

*Tottenham (A big kid working way out of kindergarten)

*Bolton (Not that Anelka ever really wanted to leave)